Stonecutters Guild
Who controls the Springfield events scene? WE DO! WE DO!
An ancient and totally-not-secret society bringing exclusive entertainment to our members and the occasional worthy guest. We've kept the metric system down, made Steve Guttenberg a star, and rigged every Oscar night since 1957.
"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!"
š® What We Control
- š Exclusive Events - For members and Number 908 (Homer... unfortunately)
- šµ Sacred Concerts - Songs in the key of mystery
- š„³ Private Parties - Robes optional, parchment required
- š Award Ceremonies - We decide who wins everything
š Sacred Parchment required at door. No Chosen Ones allowed (we learned our lesson).
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? WE DO! WE DO!
Who controls the Springfield events scene? WE DO! WE DO!
An ancient and totally-not-secret society bringing exclusive entertainment to our members and the occasional worthy guest. We've kept the metric system down, made Steve Guttenberg a star, and rigged every Oscar night since 1957.
"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!"
š® What We Control
- š Exclusive Events - For members and Number 908 (Homer... unfortunately)
- šµ Sacred Concerts - Songs in the key of mystery
- š„³ Private Parties - Robes optional, parchment required
- š Award Ceremonies - We decide who wins everything
š Sacred Parchment required at door. No Chosen Ones allowed (we learned our lesson).
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? WE DO! WE DO!