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SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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