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SUMMARY:"A Burns for All Seasons" Documentary at The Aztec Theater
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent...\nA cinematic journey through the life of Springfield's most "beloved" billionaire.\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more." - Charles Montgomery Burns\n\n🎬 Documentary Highlights\n\n👶 Young Burns: The Early Years - "I was a baby\, Smithers... a BABY!"\n☀️ The Sun-Blocking Machine Incident - Still his proudest moment\n🐕 "Release the Hounds" Supercut - 47 minutes of hound-releasing\n💕 Smithers Loyalty Montage - Set to romantic music\n💰 The Trillion Dollar Bill - That one time he had a trillion dollars\n\n\n🎁 First 50 Attendees Receive\n\n✈️ Free Spruce Moose model ("Hop in!")\n📜 "Excellent" certificate signed by Burns\n🧸 Tiny Bobo replica (NOT the real one)\n\n"Since the beginning of time\, man has yearned to destroy the sun..."\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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